i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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