I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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