nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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