He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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