I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
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Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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