If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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