just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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