now i know why i became what i already was.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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