dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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