Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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