Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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