Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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