Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
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last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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