sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you would pick up someone in the library
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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