When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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