I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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