I faked an abortion last night.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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