Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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