Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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