If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
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MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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