he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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