who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
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Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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