you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
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it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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