I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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