oh god the rape fog is back!
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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