I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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