I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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