Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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