some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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