He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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