Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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