had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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