Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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