Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Houston, we have a squirter
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
When are your genitals available?
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