she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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