So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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