didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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