doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
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Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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