I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
kristin has been a bad kristin
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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