I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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