what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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