why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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