i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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