I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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