I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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