Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Drunk
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I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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