The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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