next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
only if we run a train.
done.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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