Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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