i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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