Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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