we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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